^^

Ok so first off:
The day before yesterday, our dining room table got completely attacked by ants, like millions of scurrying black insects
*shudder* it was honestly enough to give me nightmares! >,<
There was one chicken wing bone with about a half an ounce of meat on it...-.- and ants were swarming ALL over that little bone
*shudder shudder shiver*
I, yes ME, I had to take napkins and attempt to squish the poor things (well, not really poor things...), and after squishing (attempting to) the ants, I had to walk ALL the way over to the bathroom (HOLDING THE ALMOST SQUISHED ANTS) and dump them in in the toilet and flush away...
at the end, we used too many napkins to throw down the toilet that my dad had to use the plunger (or sucky reddish thing for toilets) and flush it correctly...
afterwards, my mom and I sprayed the doorstep (where the ants came from) with about a gallon of those air freshener spray bottles (since we didn't have any other 'insect poisonous' sprays) and the living room plus the dining room ended up smelling like spring, yes spring
^^ that was my fuuunnn (NOT) fuuunnn, day the day before yesterday
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and the black spider is STILL on the porch...its been there for about a month I think
...
yeah